I Can't Find My Phone

Jul 23

wisped:

wisped:

What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon

a lunatic

Jul 23
  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy?
  • baby: destroy capitalism
  • karl marx: nice
Jul 23

linxa:

niggus4life:

linxa:

niggus4life:

my hamster just died and i’m really sad

omg rest in peace what happened

a cat ate him

rest in pussy

Jul 23

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

Jul 23

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

Jul 22

theres-no-place-like-youtube:

I think they found their new ‘thing’

Jul 22
ihartdailygrace:

jessravenhill:

Holy sh*t Mamrie

Sssshit.

ihartdailygrace:

jessravenhill:

Holy sh*t Mamrie

Sssshit.

Jul 22

fy-perspectives-music:

Respect - Aretha Franklin

Jul 22

buckkybbarnes:

my friends are graduating this week

Jul 22

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

what is shreks favorite month

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN 

octogre

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN

Jul 22

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

Jul 22

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

Jul 22
Jul 22
Jul 22

tootallformost:

teganand-sara:

rawr-jumbie:

Hypochondriac - Tegan and Sara

Go downtown and I catch the early movie 
The shows are cheap but they don’t mind if I put my feet up 
and Sara’s out on the highway
She’s got a homemade sign that says…
“what the fuck’s wrong with my tongue”

hahahahaha.

Well done tegan