The Self Esteem To Match

Jul 31
Jul 31
Jul 31

teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

Jul 31

darrynek:

i threw a party once.  threw it really far.  like 200 feet

Jul 31
blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

Jul 31

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Jul 31

emporioefikz:

Pistol Tattoo

Jul 31
hashtagyeahyeah:

awwww-cute:

Someone fell asleep in the rain


Lolol

hashtagyeahyeah:

awwww-cute:

Someone fell asleep in the rain

Lolol

Jul 31

thauwn:

things to start doing:

  1. drink more water
  2. carry a camera everywhere i go
  3. read more books than i already do
  4. go for walks
  5. do yoga more often
  6. go to bed earlier
  7. enjoy the little things
  8. go outside more
  9. stop comparing myself to others
  10. stick to my goals n stop putting things off
  11. write down my feelings
  12. smile more, especially at random people
Jul 31
Jul 31

Feeling kind of ignored today.

but that’s okay :) ill go write a song.

or take a nap

or smoke a bowl

or something else fun. :)

or like, all of the above.

muahahaha

Jul 31

quote The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.

— Unknown (via flowerbrain)
Jul 31

cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

Jul 31

heicho-u:

my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’

Jul 31

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge