I Can't Find My Phone

Apr 24
justtrinitythings:

#justtrinitythings

justtrinitythings:

#justtrinitythings

Apr 24

On Tegan playing a show without Sara

  • Tegan: We had a street team, this was like early 2000s so I called and someone from the street team picked me up..
  • Fan: That was me!
  • Sara: It was you? ...Okay so how do we know you're not just saying that, what did you do for Tegan?
  • Fan: Piers called me and I had to go to Walmart
  • *audience laughing*
  • Tegan: Wait, wait, wait, shh.
  • Sara: Hold in your laughter, hold on.
  • Fan: I went to pick up art supplies and then I met Tegan at the (?) Victoria park, then she gave me Sara's backstage pass, we glued some bristle board together, Tegan lay down, I was tracing her...
  • Tegan: It's true, this is a true story.
  • Fan: I got inbetween her legs and she goes "do you know how many people wanna be here right now"
  • Tegan: Obviously.
  • Sara: That sounds like something Tegan would say, okay so..
  • Fan: We did a cut out of Tegan to create a Sara and uh, stuck you to a microphone stand..
  • Sara: Just in case anyone's missing this, they basically made a bristle board me and then they stuck me to a micrphone stand.
  • Fan: Sara, I got to talk to you on the phone.
  • Sara: You did, you did talk to me on the phone.
  • Fan: And the Tegan threw up before she went on stage.
  • Tegan: I was very nervous, yes, and then I got up on stage and then what happened?
  • Fan: You didn't know Sara's parts so the crowd sang Sara's parts for you.
Apr 24
sweatmorebleedless:

That awkward moment when you think someone is about to die, but then they get mauled by love

sweatmorebleedless:

That awkward moment when you think someone is about to die, but then they get mauled by love

Apr 24
Apr 24

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

Apr 24
Apr 24
Apr 24
bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

Apr 24

usingtimewisely:

I think about this joke a lot.

Apr 24

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

Apr 24

queenofhetalia:

I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch

Apr 24

narcissusmetamorphosis:

we have all read fanfiction that we shouldn’t have

Apr 24
Apr 24
ragecomics4you:

So I was watching Harry Potter and found Miley Cyrus…http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

ragecomics4you:

So I was watching Harry Potter and found Miley Cyrus…

http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

Apr 24